Showing posts with label half a cow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label half a cow. Show all posts

Monday, April 13, 2009

Half and Half

Half and half is like coffee cream with water in it. Unfortunately, it's usually the creamiest thing you can put in your coffee in the Dallas area, and probably elsewhere in the U.S. Since the cattle on American factory farms pretty much lactate pure pus anyway, I guess it's for the best.

RATING: 50%, duh.

(Image from jknz.co.nz. I despise Damien Hirst, but where else am I going to find a picture of half a cow?)