Old School-Ass Dodge Caravan

Back in the roaring 80's, when I was but a wee bairn, Glenn's folks had one of these. Then they sold it to mine, and we rode it hard and put it away wet for the first half of the 90's. This whole review was basically an excuse for me to use that expression.

RATING: Sexy%

(Image from some fucking car page that I had to look for for like 9 minutes. Also, ours wasn't that colour and it probably wasn't that year either.)

Cubits

One cubit can be converted to approximately 45 centimeters or 18 inches, which is about the length of an average forearm. Units of measurement derived from the proportions of the human body are called anthropic units. Right now, our purple Suzuki station wagon has a top speed of 0 cubits per hour.

RATING: 10 fingers and 10 toes = 100%

(Image from www.geomancy.org.)