Star Trek - "The Way to Eden"

An anti-vaxxer and his flock of space hippies steals the Enterprise to travel to Eden, aka Planet Acid.

RATING: 73%

(Alternate Ending)

Obscured by Clouds

Obscured by Clouds is a Pink Floyd album from 1972, it also doubles as a soundtrack to a movie I've never seen, La Vallée. I first heard this album after I bought it from a crazy French hippie in Québec City. According to him, in the movie La Vallée, some hippies go into the rain forest, they smoke pot, they get naked, and then the natives show up. He's right, as I far as I know, and I'm guessing that his overview of the film was probably more entertaining than the film itself would be. So yeah, "The Gold It's in The..." is a good song.

Rating: 72% (Coincidence?)

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Dumpster Diving

You know, if everyone would just stop eating meat and start eating garbage, we could bring the corporate slave state to its knees. This one time in college my dumpster diving hippie friends found two cases of Spaghetti O's and a box of cabbage that wasn't even that rotten.

RATING: Buy Nothing Day%



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Organic Bananas

Organic bananas are fucking tits. They cost 30¢ more per pound than regular bananas, but they also taste about 28¢ better per pound, so that's fine with me. I always find it hard to go back to regular produce after eating its organic equivalent, because the former usually tastes sort of like what I imagine chewing a fresh tab of trailer park ecstasy hypothetically tastes like.

RATING: 89%

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The Way To Eden

In this classic episode of Star Trek a bunch of space hippies manage to hijack the Enterprise because they think they've found the garden of Eden and it's a planet. Man, they've got to increase security on the Enterprise if a bunch of lame hippies can hijack it. Anyway, turns out the planet is poison and not so much fun and everybody learns the valuable lesson that hippies are crazy and you can never trust them.

RATING: 67%