Continental Airways

THE GOOD:
-No emergency water landing
-Free bowl of cornflakes and carton of cream o' land 2% milk
-Cheap
-It's in the past now

THE BAD:
-Mean, surly flight attendants (I think one of them said, "Get your seat up, cracker")
-Breakfast banana rotten in the middle
-Had to sit through most of City of Ember with no sound
-Frightened, shrieking infant 3 rows up simultaneously heartbreaking, irritating

THE UGLY:
-Fellow passengers all from New Jersey, all obese, all clad in sweater vests and pleated pants
-Adjacent passenger sneezed and coughed without covering mouth, used Blackberry during takeoff and landing despite being asked not to
-Tail seat in very last row, downwind of airplane lavatories

RATING: Continental Airways 60%
Jersey's intestinal health 10%
City of Ember: Bill Murray, are you fucking kidding me%

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JetBlue

JetBlue is an airline that is kind of good because you get unlimited snacks and drinks (non-alcoholic), free XM radio, and 56 channels of Direct TV. Also they have a lot of leg room. They are bad because they might cancel your flight if a little old thunderstorm happens (like they did to us last week), or they might delay your flight three and a half fucking hours for no goddamn reason at all (like they did to us last night). Additionally, their own terminal at JFK in New York is like somebody's shed they built one summer, and you have to take a bus from the real terminal to get to it. Well, I liked the television part.

RATING: 67%