Showing posts with label I can smell the 90's right now and it makes me want to take antidepressants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I can smell the 90's right now and it makes me want to take antidepressants. Show all posts

Friday, February 19, 2010

A Month of Boring Things - Day Twenty-nine: Phone Interviews

Phone interviews are the first step towards self-implosion, especially if you hate the phone and only use it to call your lover. Even if you know the people on the other end of the line, you still sweat like a mafucka and wish to YHWH there was some better way of doing stuff. But there ain't, and nobody likes this shit, and so we beat on, boats against the current and something or other, I forget now.






Rating: 5%

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

A Month of Ill-Fated Consumer Products #6: Frosted Frog

Thanks to Frosted Frog's cool label, many a Nova Scotia junior high student choked down a six pack of it while playing Diablo and listening to a burned CD full of Limp Bizkit songs illegally downloaded off Napster. Unfortunately for the Maritime Beer Company, even 13-year-old consumers quickly figured out that it was the worst beer in the universe--quite a feat at a time when the entire Canadian beer market consisted of Labatt's products competing with other Labatt's products and Alexander Keith's was considered a real IPA.

RATING: Elian Gonzalez%

(Image from flickr.)