Leo Quan Badass V Bridge

As near as I can tell, the main purpose of the Leo Quan Badass V bridge is to put $80 worth of Fancy on your bass. Lots of people laud its effect on sustain, or "attack" (whatever that means), but I've been playing bass for 12 years, and I've had the same Fender Mexi-Jazz for the last 5 of them, and to be honest I don't fretboard sometimes now. I guess I'm happy that my bass is all "modded out." If I ever meet Geddy Lee we'll have something to talk about besides whether Rush fans are better categorized as nerdwads or gaywads, so there you go.

RATING: 70%

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Pomegranate Phone

The Pomegranate has everything: web browser, MP3 player, voice translator, electric razor, harmonica, coffee maker, and a whole lot more. I strongly recommend checking out this link--even the music is great! I'm going to buy, like, 5 of them once I get back to Nova Scotia, just as soon as I get that rusty old stove out of my yard.

RATING: 88%

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