PC Users

Congratulations! If your computer were a person, it would have syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, crabs, heartworm, tapeworm, roundworm, ringworm, fibromyalgia, epilepsy, and a fleet of surveillance vans following it wherever it went. But hey, at least you can listen to Fruity Loops while you roll pennies, you broke motherfucker.

RATING: 12%

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Dimes

I like dimes, but buying a soda from a machine with them sure is embarrassing.

RATING: I Can't Wait Until October 1st%