Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Rightful Heir"

Worf takes a little spiritual retreat just in time for Klingon Jesus to return from the dead.

RATING: 70%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "The Chase"

A buncha competing starships find out every major race in the galaxy was genetically engineered by a long dead group of brainiacs and then they're just like "huh ok what's up next week anyway - Geordi's in love or Data's cat is sick or something"

RATING: 47%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Birthright"

Worf meets some Klingons living with Romulans which disgusts him and Data trips out after getting zapped by a machine so he's all like "woah hell yeah." Guest starring Dr. Bashir!

RATING: 75%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "A Fistful Of Datas"

Data and Geordi are toying with (an obvious plot setup) which results in Data's likeness taking over Worf and Alexander's wild west game on the holodeck. You know, the holodeck seems fun and all but it's obviously much too dangerous for kids or adults or really anybody at all to fuck with.

RATING: 65%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Redemption"

Worf quits Starfleet to fight in the Klingon civil war, Tasha Yar's alternate reality Romulan daughter shows up, and Data has to deal with an jerky first officer.

RATING: 71%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Reunion"

Worf's ex returns with his two (?!?!?!) year old son who clearly is suffering from SORAS and there's Klingon politics and a bat'leth fight, what more could you want?

RATING: 79%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Sins of the Father"

Worf meets his long lost brother and they learn a little lesson about how rich people get to change the law when it suits them.

RATING: 61%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "The Emissary"

Worf sleeps with his academy crush and is then like "Now we are Klingon married!" and she's like "Worf it is the 24th Century give me a break!"

RATING: 68%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "A Matter Of Honor"

Riker takes part in an exchange program to a Klingon ship where he has to learn to eat worms and gets sexually harassed by some Klingon officers.

RATING: 66%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Heart Of Glory"

A few Klingons come on board and accuse Worf of selling out.

RATING: 56%

Star Trek - "Friday's Child"

McCoy slaps a pregnant woman which, and I'm no expert, may be grounds for a malpractice suit.

RATING: 41%

Star Trek - "Errand of Mercy"

I always felt the Organians were a super sloppy deus ex machina. Cool to see Sulu get the conn for the first time though.

RATING: 53%

Enterprise S4E16 - "Divergence"

Phlox is still helping the evil Klingons and Trip rappels between two ships at warp.

RATING: 66%

Enterprise S4E15 - "Affliction"

We finally figure out why the 60s Trek Klingons looked different (no it's not just budgetary, why would you ever think that?).

RATING: 62%

Enterprise S2E19 - "Judgment"

Everybody complains about Enterprise rewriting Trek canon but here they do a good job undoing the TNG trend of making Klingons all ridiculous idiots.

RATING: 66%

Enterprise S2E6 - "Marauders"

A small mining colony is being bullied by some Klingon pirates so the Enterprise teaches them to fight back Swiss Family Robinson style.

RATING: 48%

Enterprise S1E13 - "Sleeping Dogs"

Our spacetronauts encounter a strange ship stranded in a gas giant, but wait a minute, to me that ship looks sorta Klingon so I bet this rescue mission doesn't go off without a hitch!

RATING: 56%

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