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A Beer For Every State #9 - Washington

Since I drank this after getting off a plane zonked out on Klonopin, I can only assure you that I thought it was good for some reason, just as I thought the pothole was good, the wasps buzzing near the ground were good, the pretty lights were good, the luggage rack was good, etc.

RATING: 65% (Good)

(Image stolen from The Sum of All Beers, which seems to be a pretty decent beer blog)

Klonopin (Clonazepam)

Hey, did I ever tell you guys the story of how I'm scared of flying? If the answer is no, then why don't you ever pay attention to me, I routinely tell strangers this the first time I meet them! Well, how I deal with that is I take a little old happy pill called Klonopin and then instead of thinking "Ohh, I'm scared! I know I am going to die let me out of here!" I just think "Wow, what a pretty day! If the plane starts spiralling down from 37000 feet I bet it will be a really pretty view. More snacks please!" There's probably side effects like basically I slept my whole first day of vacation here away, but come on gramps, if you don't try it you're totally square.

RATING: 86%

Flying

Flying is a way to get far away places like New York for cheaper and quicker than driving. I guess it makes logical sense, but some losers (me) are terrified of flying so then it doesn't seem like such a great option. Like, look, what kind of science guy says all this Bernoulli magic is going to keep working, anyway? Also, you gotta take off your shoes to go through security which is totally lame, but at least you get unlimited snacks and if you can find a way to deal with it then maybe it will be ok. Teleporters please!

RATING:54%