Showing posts with label Geoff Johns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Geoff Johns. Show all posts

Monday, November 3, 2008

Starbucks


A lot of people hate Starbucks. They've been accused of using anti-competitive business strategies, like allowing certain locations to operate at a loss in order to run smaller, independent competitors out of business. They're also often disparaged, at home and abroad, as representing the metastasis of American-style consumerism--an aesthetically repulsive, morally dubious, homogeneous, tacky and inauthentic update on the same old mercantile "bourgeois" culture that populists and aristocrats alike have been hating on, in one form or another, since feudalism ended.

Permit me to digress for a moment: I have 2 coffeeshops in my hometown. One (let's call it "Rim Rorton's") has plastic booths and stools bolted to the floor, a 30 minute time limit in their seating area, and miserable employees who make minimum wage and wear humiliating fast food-style uniforms. The other ("B***** Street Cafe") is an independent establishment wherein a staff of slouching, moody undergraduate hipsters (who also make minimum wage) complete orders at their leisure, get stoned at work, and generally act like their customers should be grateful to get their coffee at all.

I like Starbucks. They're friendly, professional, relatively consistent, and not too expensive. Sure, they're only asking, "How are you today?" because they want my money, but that's better than a "Fuck you, Jack" from people who are still taking my money. If Naomi Klein and Kalle Lasn wanted to serve me better coffee for cheaper, and maybe throw in a heartfelt hug or handshake and a hot meal for the homeless in the bargain, then I'd happily throw my $1.70 their way. In the meantime, I'll get my coffee at Starbucks, and I won't feel guilty about it.

RATING: 90%

(Image from www.therealestatebloggers.com.)

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Avengers: World Trust

World Trust is a classic Avengers tale (well, I mean the lineup is classic; it's actually just from 2002) taking place a short time before the pointless shakeup known as Avengers: Disassembled. The first half of this trade focuses on the Avengers leading the world when every capital city on Earth is mysteriously transported to another dimension. Then they save everybody, of course, and the last two issues, drawn by the amazing Gary Frank, are about talking and politics, so there's a nice waste of one of the best artists in comics. It's an interesting premise but it doesn't go anywhere, which doesn't mean I'm justifying what Brian Michael Bendis has done to the team (but who am I kidding since I currently buy every book that that douchebag writes).

RATING: 41%