Short reviews of pretty much whatever. Finally, you can discover if Frosted Flakes Gold has more social worth than Illmatic or Romeo and Juliet by Shakespeare.
Twisted ankles occur when you drive to the seedy side of town to buy beer so that nobody you know can calculate just how much alcohol you've imbibed in the last two hours. After you buy two Natural Light tallboys (for $2.50, after tax), what do you do, cowboy? Well naturally, you step off the curb without looking and, ¡ojo!, immeasurable pain. But don't worry; you're not getting any Lorcet out of this bad boy--just some swelling.
Drank is a new "anti-energy" drink based on the popular mix of prescription cough syrup and Sprite (typically) that was first created in Houston. I'm not the kind of person who typically buys into a marketing ploy that highlights the use of natural herbs to obtain a products' effect, but for the sake of R3 I gave it a try. Sure, it could have been the placebo effect, but Drank "slowed my roll" so much I could barely make comprehensible sentences for a few hours. My boss even had to ask if I had been drinking. I just laughed and said I was drank. Anyway, it tasted fine, but now that it's all worn off I'm rolling slower and feeling like shit.
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