Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Attached"

Beverly and Jean-Luc get captured and are given implants so they can read each other's thoughts heh heh heh 😉.

RATING: 71%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Dark Page"

If I was a talk show host I would always introduce the guests by the worst thing they've ever appeared in, for example I might say "You may remember our next guest, Kirsten Dunst, from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode 'Dark Page,' give her a hand everybody!"

RATING: 11%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Phantasms"

Data has some freaky nightmares and Sigmund Freud shows up to make a couple dick jokes.

RATING: 83%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Interface"

Geordi's mother's starship goes missing while he's in a virtual reality robot.

RATING: 52%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Gambit"

Picard goes undercover as a space pirate but I feel like Starfleet should have one or two other operatives who may be better suited for this mission than their most famous starship captain idk.

RATING: 68%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Liaisons"

Some aliens on an exchange program force Picard, Worf, and Troi to show them love, chocolate, and rage.

RATING: 54%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Descent"

Data's evil twin takes over a bunch of lost puppy Borg types.

RATING: 62%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Timescape"

Picard, Data, Troi, and La Forge come back from a conference to discover a frozen Enterprise. I mean frozen in time not ice cold.

RATING: 71%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Second Chances"

Riker's accidental transporter double marooned for eight years shows up and is still way in love with Troi.

RATING: 75%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Rightful Heir"

Worf takes a little spiritual retreat just in time for Klingon Jesus to return from the dead.

RATING: 70%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Suspicions"

There's been a murrrderrr on the Enterprise so Dr. Crusher is on the case!

RATING: 57%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Frame of Mind"

Riker gets sucked into a brain dream where he's in a play about a deranged killer but also he is the killer and he was never ever Riker for the past six seasons if that makes any sense.

RATING: 88%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "The Chase"

A buncha competing starships find out every major race in the galaxy was genetically engineered by a long dead group of brainiacs and then they're just like "huh ok what's up next week anyway - Geordi's in love or Data's cat is sick or something"

RATING: 47%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Lessons"

Picard starts dating one of his officers which OF COURSE makes everything super awkward.

RATING: 53%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Starship Mine"

Starship Die Hard.

RATING: 72%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Birthright"

Worf meets some Klingons living with Romulans which disgusts him and Data trips out after getting zapped by a machine so he's all like "woah hell yeah." Guest starring Dr. Bashir!

RATING: 75%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Tapestry"

Q gives Picard a chance to go back and right some of his past regrets, like getting stabbed by an angry alien and not sleeping with one of his best college friends.

RATING: 81%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Face of the Enemy"

Deanna Troi wakes up to discover she's been disguised as a Romulan to go on a spy mission she had no idea about.

RATING: 61%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Aquiel"

After watching a murdered woman's vlog Geordi of course falls in love, but perhaps she is really not murdered after all and is instead a murderer.

RATING: 40%

Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Ship In A Bottle"

Like, the very first rule of writing is don't make your whole damn story a dream.

RATING: 16%