Speaking of the worst lyricists in rock history, I was listening to the radio the other day and the song "Machine Head" came on by that guy. You know, with the hair? "Got a machine head, better than the rest, dum dee dum, deet deet dum?" Gavin, uh, Assdale? Foxtail? He wrote Razorblade Suitcase and that other piece of shit? Hold on a sec, I'm gonna Google him...Gavin Stefani? Damn, I was way off.
RATING: Should've been aborted%
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