In the rest of the world, the term socialist denotes a person who believes the federal government is in the best position to distribute the wealth of the nation. In America, where people think a little differently, it's defined variously as "a compassionate person" or "a jungle bunny who wants to outlaw freedom and turn your kids into atheist potheads who have interracial gay sex on welfare," depending on whether you're talking to a Democrat who knows nothing about economics or a Republican who knows nothing about anything. In conclusion, God help us all.RATING: 50/50, all idiots
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