Short reviews of pretty much whatever. Finally, you can discover if Frosted Flakes Gold has more social worth than Illmatic or Romeo and Juliet by Shakespeare.
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Castle in the Sky
Bad dub, lame animation, zero-dimensional characters, cornball music, boring plot. Not sure why this scored so high on Rotten Tomatoes--the critics must've seen all the references to Swift and worried that they were missing some deep symbolical meaning or something. Well guess what fuckos there isn't.
3 comments:
We'd prefer to not be associated with film critics. Thx!
So despite what that fat guy says at the beginning of all those movies, you don't feel "lucky to have watched such a cinematic treat"?
Fuck that guy. He wants to diddle your kids.
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