Tuesday, May 5, 2009

A Toy Mouse

What, you want a mouse, a real mouse? Well, guess what, fucko, you can't handle a real mouse so check out this toy mouse. You better feed it toy cheese and toy grains or whatever mice eat, or you'll have a real toy death on your hands, yes, and your conscience. No, it doesn't look like a mouse, it looks like some kind of fuzzy silver turd with feathers on the back, but I don't see you inventing fusion batteries Einstein, it's a mouse, trust me. Next up toy dog, then toy person, then toy building. Food chain.

RATING: 84%, what'd you expect?

9 comments:

Theodore said...

Looks real cool but I'm not sure what I'd do with a toy mouse even if I had one. I'm partial to the real mice that run into my sleeping bag every night.

laurie said...

Hell, Thelonious's toy mice are bright blue and he still thinks they are real. Or at least he attacks them like they are. It's really cute.

Fyfa said...

I had a pet mouse once, but it was eaten by a cat. As if to mock me, the cat left my mouse's bones on my back doorstep. True story.

Internet John said...

Great post. Christ I've got so much work to do.

Zella said...

All mice, including toy mice, are varmints. If I find them, I shoot them. No questions asked.

Viking Andrew said...

Me too, John. I haven't been around because I've been so damn busy, and have another week of it. In the meantime, enjoy this.

laurie said...

I'm a little embarrassed that R3 came to a screeching halt as soon as exam time rolled around.

Don't worry tho, I'm done tomorrow! As soon as I sober up, I'll start reviewing again.

Glenn said...

Screeching halt? I've been posting. Whatever. Nobody appreciates me.

That spergin' guy is crazy. I saw that on AwfulVision earlier today.

laurie said...

I appreciate you, Glenn!