Lately I've had ants here and there in my apartment, just kind of wandering around. I haven't thought too much of it until just now when a fire ant BIT MY FUCKING BALLS. How did that happen? I'm wearing goddamn pants! Well I don't care about the ecosystem anymore.RATING: 2%
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I think that was probably more than I needed to know about your balls today. I hope you killed the ant.
I farking hate ants. I do not miss the fire kind at all.
Well I contemplated just saying I hate them, but I just thought the balls story was too classic (and painful) to pass up.
Until you shared this story, I had not once thought about your balls in my entire 28 years. I feel molested.
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