Reviews Reviews Reviews!: Tom's of Maine Long Lasting Apricot Scented Deodorant

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Tom's of Maine Long Lasting Apricot Scented Deodorant

I smell like a fucking donut and my armpits have a rash. Hey, ladies.

RATING: 11%

(Image from pics.drugstore.com.)

12 comments:

Chris said...: I used one of the toothpaste flavors once. I guess it worked because none of my teeth fell out, but I didn't think the deodorant would work.; August 31, 2008 at 7:14 PM
laurie said...: I hate these fucking hippie deodorants. You'd probably get the same results from rubbing an actual apricot on your armpits.; August 31, 2008 at 7:19 PM
LoCo said...: I too used one of the toothpastes when I was younger! I remember my teeth felt really unclean afterwards, and I just brushed a second time with Crest. I bet if Chris and I had continued to use Tom's as our toothpaste of choice, our teeth WOULD have fallen out.

Where's the Tom's representative who will anonymously comment that actually, they really like Tom's products and it's too bad you had a negative reaction?; August 31, 2008 at 7:46 PM
Anonymous said...: i happened to find this randomly because it was on something like the 12th page of google after i searched "apricot deodorant." so here's the deal, sparky: Tom's has more than enough olfactory merit and its president has enough fragrance sensibilities to be able to ignore and even quash your so-called "review," but i have to leave you a tip. if you want to "review" something, especially the SPAN of an ENTIRE LINE OF APRICOT-SCENTED DEODORANTS, you'd better come up with something a little better than "every armpit looks like somebody barfed a punch of apricots." it's certainly easy enough to tell that your talents will never make it into the development of hygiene products, so i wouldn't worry about offending anyone with your smellvomit. maybe you should go take a class, brush up on some grammar skills, and release odors again when you have something worthwhile to say.; August 31, 2008 at 9:50 PM
Anonymous said...: I just want you to know that an impostor wrote the above--it wasn't me.; September 1, 2008 at 1:04 AM
Anonymous said...: wait whats fence magazine?; September 1, 2008 at 9:54 AM
Anonymous said...: IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING THAT KEEPS THE STINK AWAY WITHOUT INCREASING YOUR CHANCE FOR DEMENTIA, TRY LUSH AROMACREME. IT WORKS I SWEAR.; September 1, 2008 at 11:51 AM
laurie said...: WELL THANK YOU LUSH REPRESENTATIVE. Actually I hate lush. The perfume smell of the store knocks my ass over and I usually run for the door after sniffing one or two of the shampoo bars.; September 1, 2008 at 3:19 PM
John said...: WHENEVER SOMEONE USES ALL CAPITAL LETTERS I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE YELLING IN MY FACE. THANKS, BUT NO THANKS. MY ARMPITS ARE ALREADY *LUSH* ENOUGH.; September 1, 2008 at 6:27 PM
Chris said...: I could use a little more lush in my life. Could you send us a free sample so we could review it here?; September 1, 2008 at 10:48 PM
laurie said...: Good idea. I would probably be willing to try it if I didn't actually have to walk into the store to get it.; September 1, 2008 at 10:52 PM
John said...: Do they make aromacreme douche? I like to get my mother's day shopping done early.; September 1, 2008 at 11:51 PM

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