A cut is when you accidentally or on purpose chop open yourself and you bleed and have pain. Some wackos/high school kids enjoy attent- I mean, cutting themselves, but me, I think that shits for the birds. Getting cut hurts, whether you do it on a switchblade or can of cat food. The worst part is when you bite open your lip or cheek, cutting your mouth, and then you want to eat some salsa or wings. No dice motherfucker!RATING: 22%
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The worst is when you fuck up while you're holding a switchblade in your mouth and trying to stab a can of catfood with it. You're pretty much gonna be eating wings through a nose tube after that.
I love how you ironically left the apostrophe out of "shits." I mean, at first people are gonna be like, "Hey, that's ungrammatical!" And then you can be like, "Or is it society that's ungrammatical?"
I noticed the apostrophe right after I posted it, but I don't really fix up reviews after I hit publish. I'm raw like that.
That's right. Keep it real.
I am displeased by your comment about people who cut themselves. This is actually a symptom of a serious emotional disorder, not just kids who want attention. So don't be such an asshole, Glenn.
I thought being an asshole was my shtick?
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