Monday, August 18, 2008

The Bonesmen

It takes a lot to be a member of the Skull & Bones society at Yale. You've got to have smarts like President Bush or a history of being a winner like John Kerry. If any of those apply to you then you too could join America's elite. And if you're one of the 15 lucky chosen each year then you're probably set for life, because if you're not already going to be making billions the rest of your friends will. It really pisses people off that the Bones have an oath of silence. Personally I don't care because most of their members are doing a lot of good in the world...like spreading democracy. Okay, I'll give them extra points for President Taft.

RATING: 80%

1 comment:

Chris said...

Chris, W jokes are old and lame. Get something new.