In America, despite the fact that we love to eat huge portions all the time, we also like to miniaturize food. For instance, pizza pockets, White Castle/Krystal burgers, and cupcakes. A cupcake is a cake that is made in a cup, duh. You can eat it and then say you ate a whole cake and people will all be like "Wha????" but then you can say "Naw, it was just a cupcake" and then they'll say "Oh, you!" Sometimes you can eat cupcakes for breakfast but that's bad for you even though I just did it. I hear they're next trying to invent the cupsteak, so be on the lookout in 2009 is what I'm trying to tell you.RATING: 62%
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If you miniaturize food, you can eat 3 portions' worth without realizing it, and then when you're fat, you can say, "I didn't know!"
Americans love to claim that we "didn't know."
And that's what's so great about America. The freedom to be as dumb as you want.
You can eat it and then say you ate a whole cake and people will all be like "Wha????" but then you can say "Naw, it was just a cupcake" and then they'll say "Oh, you!"---->I can't get over how retarded this is. Sorry.
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