Thursday, January 15, 2009

Cocaine

Cocaine is responsible for Escape from L.A., "Chair Model", The Tommyknockers and the Columbian necktie. When the cops came to my school they told us it's really expensive and only kind of fun. Plus, it's super addictive and if you get caught with it you go to jail for like forever so don't do drugs, kids.

RATING: How the fuck should I know%

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9 comments:

LoCo said...

shouldn't this picture illustrate the review for heroin?

John said...

Yes, but look closely at her right nostril.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, you could tell the writers of The Office felt bad about "Chair Model" because they followed it up with "Night Out" where Ryan asks what one does about a "drug problem".

Imagine Dwight on coke!

DCP said...

I can't imagine a drug you couldn't use that photo for.

John said...

Yeah, it's funny because after watching "Chair Model" I said to my wife, "That episode was all flash, no substance, Kevin was totally out of character, the '5 families' were all supposed to be so badass and didn't even do anything. B.J. Novak was on a fuck tonne of coke when he wrote that." I suspect he just wrote his own drug problem into the next show.

Anonymous said...

Would this picture work for salvia?

John said...

It's hard to see if she's lying on her back melting into a chair or wall. She certainly looks like she's being molested by ghosts.

laurie said...

Why am I the only person who doesn't seem to remember coke in the chair model episode?

John said...

There wasn't any. In the next episode after "Chair Model," Ryan (B.J. Novak's character, who is also the writer of those 2 episodes) admits to Michael and Dwight that he has a drug problem, and his behaviour suggests that it's probably coke. Also, IMO "Chair Model" fits an ad-hoc psychological profile of cocaine influenced bad writing.