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Thursday, April 22, 2010
Oat Groats
"Oat groat" is the least sexy combination of words one can utter in any language. Apparently they're full of antioxidants or some bullshit but I can't really talk now because my testicles just committed suicide.
The reason 90% of Anglophone spouses will sooner or later end up in the arms of some sort of unwashed foreigner has, I think, everything to do with the fact that there is absolutely no chance that Ricardo or Jizelle will ever say "Pass the oat groats."
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I'm confused. Which part of the goat do these come from?
The reason 90% of Anglophone spouses will sooner or later end up in the arms of some sort of unwashed foreigner has, I think, everything to do with the fact that there is absolutely no chance that Ricardo or Jizelle will ever say "Pass the oat groats."
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