Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Carrot Top in Vegas

I always hated Carrot Top because he was ugly and really fucking irritating, but now that he's a juice monkey in Las Vegas it's like the icing on the cake. Imagine rolling into Circus Circus in a psychedelic frenzy and seeing this freak onstage with an anorexic, snaggle-toothed Celine Dion--Bosch's Hell couldn't even compete.

RATING: 20%, as long as he stays there.

(Image from www.poprock80s.com.)

5 comments:

Chris said...

He was terrifying before, but wow...

Sarah said...

Carrot Top is from my hometown. Yeah, you're jealous...

laurie said...

This is a great review. Also, watch Celine sing AC/DC with a trannie and play air guitar on her leg here.

John said...

Thanks. And Celine Dion is quite a woman. We're very proud that she's Quebecois.

laurie said...

That picture of carrot top is scary. The worst part is that he doesn't seem to be wearing any pants. Ew.