Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

 

A buncha high school kids (including a Renee Zellweger) run afoul of a band of wild cannibals (including a Matthew McConaughey). It’s not “good” at all, but I do think it gets some bonus points for incomprehensible weirdness, like Leatherface and the gang are on the payroll of the Illuminati for example and a character gets inexplicably killed by a crop dusting plane.

RATING: 51%

(Think I’m gonna take a break from these and watch some actually good movies for a change)