Sometimes when I'm spending a beautiful Spring Saturday writing a big ole paper about an esoteric court ruling on an esoteric part of the UCC* I decide that it's a good idea to eat some crap from a vending machine. This is almost always a mistake, and it's not until I'm halfway through a bag of Sour Skittles and find myself in a cold sweat with a sore stomach and that I realize exactly how bad an idea it was. I think I burned my tongue. Snacking fail. (Sadly I still ate the rest of the bag.)Rating: 12%
*Note: My passion for the UCC is unmatched by many things. It's like, third on my list after rock music and cheeseburgers. This is more or less true. One of these days I will review it.
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I don't do Skittles, and I don't respect you.
*snoot snoot*
Skittles are bad, m'kay.
I just saw a bag of these at the Fiesta (near the ass cabin) and considered going for it. I will consider myself warned.
INTERNET JOHN [creepily]: Nice tag line.
Original and Tropical Skittles are a sometimes food for me. Sour Skittles are a never food, and should be for everyone.
Oh Timmaaay, if only you had told me that before yesterday. The really scary part is that I kind of wanted to buy them again today. But I didn't and bought Swedish Fish instead.
Swedish Fish are excellent, but I don't understand why they don't sell the multi-colored ones in boxes like they do the red ones. I like the red ones just fine, but they get old fast.
Now I want candy.
Wait...you're telling me there are MULTI-COLORED Swedish Fish? Jesus Christ on the cross, why didn't anyone tell me?!
You have to buy them in bulk at a specialty candy store around here, and they're sort of expensive in bulk. They're quite tasty, though.
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