Short reviews of pretty much whatever. Finally, you can discover if Frosted Flakes Gold has more social worth than Illmatic or Romeo and Juliet by Shakespeare.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Hot Dog Toaster
So...for $50 I can have a toaster that simultaneously toasts BOTH hot dogs AND buns? Where do I sign? Or rather, not. I can think many other things I would rather buy for $50. Like these amazing travel dumbells. (Thank you, Skymall!)
10 comments:
That's weird, because "Hot Dog Toaster" is how I refer to all women.
Anyone who eats enough hot dogs to make that thing worthwhile should probably save their $50 for medical bills.
Glenn,
Save your hot dog jokes for R3 After Hours (of which I am still not allowed to join).
Why aren't you allowed to join of it?
No idea. Underage? I'll just have to try harder tomorrow.
I don't really want to know. I'm just making fun of your writing.
Sorry, John. I must've lost my copy of Strunk and fucking White.
Apology accepted.
Hey, what happened to your profile photo?
I'm in the process of changing it out for a new one.
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