Pluto

Pluto is some stupid boring frozen rock in space. It orbits the sun, so some people want to call it a planet, but you know what else orbits the sun? Every shit ever taken by anybody ever. Pluto was for a while considered a planet but then people got smart and decided "fuck that noise," just like they did with Ceres in the 19th century. Ain't no room in science for nostalgia. You can call the Earth the center of the universe if it reminds you of the good ole days, but it won't make it true. In conclusion, who cares about Pluto, nobody that's who.

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