Monday, March 31, 2008
The Beatles: Magical Mystery Tour movie
Considered one of the worst (if not the worst, besides breaking up) things the Beatles ever did. But it warrants a viewing. It's weird and doesn't have any sort of plot structure to be seen, but it's surreal and it has great music and it's bizarre and it's worth seeing at least one. I give the movie 65%. (I'd give the album 90%- it contains Strawberry Fields Forever, after all).
Steely Dan
I've loved Steely Dan since I was 17. Why would a 17 year old listen to Steely Dan? Well, and then I might not have been so ready to admit it, but their songs are compelling and extremely well constructed. The Dan have a reputation for being more "easy listening" or even these days "smooth jazz" or whatever. But their lyrics are quite dark and subversive- songs about pedophiles, drug dealers, vigilantes, apocalypse, inbreeding, etc. I don't know how many times I'm in Publix and I hear a Dan song on the loudspeakers. And it's usually their most popular songs, one in particular, which is about someone trying to get a family member to sleep with them. They have a song about ex-Nazis going back to sites of Hitler speeches and reminiscing. They beat Eminem for Album of the Year in 2000. Their lyrics are probably even more subversive than his - especially considering it's subtle and couched within jazz/pop songs. I give Steely Dan's music as a whole 95%.
Southland Tales
By the guy who did Donnie Darko (which I resisted seeing for a while but eventually did see and was quite impressed). Southland Tales did so badly with critics that it barely got shown anywhere. I managed to find a bootlegged copy (and it was damned awful- it was handheld shaky camera in a movie theater). I just finished the movie on DVD and I love it. I can understand why it was so divisive- it's a bit convoluted, disjointed, and maybe even pretentious. But it actually has an exceedingly interesting story and is visually stunning. It's also perplexing (seems to be this director's MO) but that makes it great. Great ending. Some funny moments. Visually arresting. Great political commentary and satire (and not in a partisan way). Go see it.
79%
79%
Vertigo
A very personal movie for me. Came at a time in my life in which I needed to see it. Hitchcock's masterpiece. Yes, if you really look at the suspense/murder plot, it is extremely rickety and full of holes. But the movie is about the different part of romantic love and how it can be taken too far. Fantasy and even some degree of obsession are integral in any romantic relationship and are healthy. But it's a fine line, as the film points out, between having those healthy elements of a romance and where they can be taken too far. Jimmy Stewart's relationship in the fist half of the movie, while circumstantially "weird," is a more "normal" version of romantic love with fantasy and infatuation. The second half shows Stewart's character falling into the darker sides of that. The film, then, is less a suspense than a philosophical/psychological exploration of the extremes of love and how certain things integral in relationships can be taken too far. Vertigo is #1 on my list of favorite movies. I give it 98%.
Poker
Poker is a sport. That's a huge controversy. But it is. Get over it. If hot dog eating contests are sports, then so is poker. Especially Texas Hold'em. It involves strategy, someone who is psychology astute, extreme risks, etc. It forces on to think strategically. I'm all for poker becoming mainstream. I love watching poker on TV. I give poker as sport 90%.
Kiss Me Deadly
Glenn will no doubt have a good comment to this post.
I'm a huge fan of film noir- in fact, I may have to claim that as my favorite genre. Kiss Me Deadly is among the finest, and is my favorite. Many of these movies involve the McGuffin, which is an object that is an integral part of the plot - usually something that the characters are trying to locate - and KMD has the mysterious box as its mcguffin. Yet by the end it is no longer a simple film noir about an amorous detective trying to locate a box- presumably for more selfish reasons- but becomes a bizarre almost sci-fi element with a great ending. The scene in which the detective is able to fist open the box only briefly is one of my favorite scenes in all of movies. I give it 89%.
I'm a huge fan of film noir- in fact, I may have to claim that as my favorite genre. Kiss Me Deadly is among the finest, and is my favorite. Many of these movies involve the McGuffin, which is an object that is an integral part of the plot - usually something that the characters are trying to locate - and KMD has the mysterious box as its mcguffin. Yet by the end it is no longer a simple film noir about an amorous detective trying to locate a box- presumably for more selfish reasons- but becomes a bizarre almost sci-fi element with a great ending. The scene in which the detective is able to fist open the box only briefly is one of my favorite scenes in all of movies. I give it 89%.
To Kill a Mockingbird (film)
One of the most beautiful movies ever made. One of only two movies that can make me cry (Field of Dreams, cheesily enough, is the other). Everything about this movie is pure perfection. It's a movie that deserves to be adored and cherished. And it touches on some wonderful and touching and bittersweet themes of life. I give it 97%.
Fawlty Towers
The best sitcom ever made. Period. It surpassed every sitcom that came before it- and there are some great sitcoms from the 60s and 70s- and no sitcom afterwards has come close to touching it. The only complain I'd have is that it's only 12 episodes long, but I never get tired of them. I give it 99%.
The Big Lebowski
One of the greatest movies ever made. I'm serious when I say this- it's right up there with Citizen Cane and Casablanca and whatever. I've seen it countless times and I never cease to get a huge kick out of it and could watch it anytime. It has a wonderfully convoluted plot and some of the most memorable scenes and lines in any movie. It's perfect in every way I can think of. The most quotable movie ever. I give it the rare 100%.
Love
Love sucks. It's maddening and it's something that in the front of my mind I always want to avoid, but I get sicked in. It's the emotional version of the Mafia. I had been single for a while. Just when I thought I was out, it pulled me back in. And does time and time again. It's horrible and painful and destructive, and beautiful and wonderful. It makes life worth living and it makes life too painful to deal with. It's heartbreaking and heartfilling. It can make life feel as if it's not worth living and it can make life feel as if it is totally worth living. It is said to be the point of life and one of the most important experiences of humans; it also causes murders, mental diseases, bad music, bad movies, bad books, bad art in general, wars, depression...
Love: 50%
Love: 50%
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (recent film)
I've always been a fan of the books. I even loved the old British TV series that they did based on the book. I was hesitant going in to the newer movie. But it is great. They certainly held true to many of Adams' ideas and themes. The movie was great and I loved it. It looks great, it's funny, it's touching, it touches on some important themes Adams' put forth in his books and whatnot. I'd give it 90%.
Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon
Any movie Matthau and Lemmon have done together is great. EXCEPT for Out to Sea. That was pretty godawful. But it still have some degree of watchability due to the fact that those two are in it. I could watch the original Odd Couple any time anywhere. Just a few that I can think of off the top of my head.
The Odd Couple: 95%
Grumpy Old Men: 80%
Grumpier Old Men: 75%
The Odd Couple II: 65%
Out to Sea: 30%
There's more that I can't think of now I'm sure.
The Odd Couple: 95%
Grumpy Old Men: 80%
Grumpier Old Men: 75%
The Odd Couple II: 65%
Out to Sea: 30%
There's more that I can't think of now I'm sure.
Lost
In the realm of mythology-centered shows (Alias, The X-Files, even the Star Trek shows perhaps), Lost is the best. I've loved the show since the second season, but only after watching the 4th season so far have I decided that it may be the best mythology show ever. Well, it'd be neck and neck with The Prisoner (and the finale of The Prisoner certainly screws up that show for me). They changed the game in the 3rd season, and this new season has been fast paced and finally providing lots of answers. And the thing about Lost that makes it so much better, besides the amazing twists and great character studies and allegories, is the fact that you can feel that the writers know exactly how this whole thing will play out. I was an X-Files fan, but by the end, it was obvious that it was being made up as they went along. Lost: 90%
Sub Rosa

RATING: 41%
Orange Juice

RATING: 92%
Homeward

RATING: 53%
Richard III
RATING: 36%
Doing One's Taxes

RATING: 50%
Spider-Man/Wolverine

RATING: 36%
Sunday, March 30, 2008
this photo (or: shiny hot pants for adolescent boys)

Rating: 69%
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Replicas by Tubeway Army

RATING: 71%
Marvel Zombies

RATING: 67%
The Dana Carvey Show

RATING: 81%
Astro Creep 2000 by White Zombie

RATING: 80%
Friday, March 28, 2008
Ben & Jerry's Peach Cobbler
Rating: 85%
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Fresca

RATING: 80%
(I'm clearly in a good mood, handing out all these high scores tonight)
The Low End Theory by A Tribe Called Quest

RATING: 85%
Black Jellybeans

RATING: 81%
Calenture by Kent Shaw

RATING: N/A
Pinkerton by Weezer

RATING: 78%
Ben & Jerry's One Cheesecake Brownie
Rating: 86%
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Clerks: The Comic Books

RATING: 29%
Pears

RATING: 75%
Monday, March 24, 2008
Stuff White People Like
As much as it pains me that some other person's blog gets a billion more hits than me, it's still pretty hilarious and accurate, although it seems as though it should be called "Stuff Yuppies Like."
Stuff White People Like
RATING: 82%
Stuff White People Like
RATING: 82%
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Superunknown by Soundgarden

RATING: 71%
Easter

RATING: 73%
Captain America: Cap Lives

RATING: 52%
The L-Word Season 5

RATING: 61%
Friday, March 21, 2008
Scooby-Doo: Night Of 100 Frights

RATING: 74%
Plankton

RATING: 15%
Slugs: The Movie

RATING: 22%
Halloweeen III: Season Of The Witch

RATING: 15%
The Pegasus

RATING: 72%
Star Trek: The Mirror Universe Saga

RATING: 61%
Generic Cereal

RATING: 70%
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Parallels

RATING: 82%
Michigan by Sufjan Stevens

RATING: 74%
Labels:
2000s music,
Glenn,
indie music,
Music Review,
sufjan stevens
Inheritance

RATING: 37%
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Force Of Nature
Space Seed

RATING: 79%
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Spring Break

RATING: 95%
Illinois by Sufjan Stevens

RATING: 93%
Mississippi

RATING: 24%
The Best Of Star Trek

RATING: 53%
Substance by Joy Division

RATING: 54%
Thursday, March 13, 2008
the new five dollar bill
I have a feeling that Glenn is going to hate that purple 5, but I LOVE it. Because nothin says "this money is worth something" like a giant purple 5. (And at .49 to the Pound, ain't it ever thankyoumrbush) Also, it's kind of like a government approved shout out to Sesame Street. Five! There are five purple bats! Seriously tho, I love that purple 5 and think more American money should have awesome colors like purple on it. Also, Mr. Lincoln is looking very distinguished here. Look out homos, cos A-to-tha-L is on the prowl tonight! Don't tell me you bitches didn't know that Lincoln was gay? Oh yeah, all the law students know that.*
Rating: 64%
*This does not constitute any serious claim that Lincoln was gay. Please don't sue me descendants of Lincoln.**
**I totally think he was gay, tho. If those cheekbones don't say gay I don't know what does!
Teaching

RATING (teaching) - 92%
RATING (teaching at public school) - 11%
Steal This Double Album by The Coup

RATING: 55%
Murray Street by Sonic Youth

RATING: 61%
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Marvel 1602

RATING: 57%
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
High School

RATING: 16%
Honey Nut Cheerios

RATING: 81%
Racquetball

RATING: 88%
Monday, March 10, 2008
Martha Stewart
Bitch can bake, churn her own butter, organize your bathroom, and she's been in the big house. And then of course there's this:
Rating: 70%
Rating: 70%
Sunday, March 9, 2008
this red pen that andrew cuomo's office gave me
So recently I went to this career fair, and as I was doing one last round of the tables before heading home to get drunk (not really, but sort of), I noticed this table with lots of stuff. Pens and keychains and junk like that. It was a table representing the NY State Attorney General's (Andrew Cuomo) office. I'm a bit ashamed to admit it, but I totally stopped to talk to them because you know, free pens! Anyway, I got this cool looking red pen that has been sitting in my bag ever since and I just dug it out tonight and started using it. Well, this shit looks cool but the clicky thing that makes the pen come out is broken. I had to actually use a second pen to make it work. What's up with that Andrew Cuomo? Since my taxes paid for this free pen it needs to work. Maybe you could put together a commission to work on that or something, hmm?
Rating: 39%
(I have to give it some points for a) being free and b) working after use of a second pen to make the pen part click out.
Rating: 39%
(I have to give it some points for a) being free and b) working after use of a second pen to make the pen part click out.
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Ultimate X-Men Vol. 1: The Tomorrow People

RATING: 80%
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