Saturday, November 16, 2024
Payback
Saturday, November 9, 2024
Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
Thursday, October 31, 2024
The Final Terror
Wednesday, October 30, 2024
The Last Slumber Party
Tuesday, October 29, 2024
Humanoids from the Deep
Monday, October 28, 2024
The Psychic
Sunday, October 27, 2024
Phenomena
Saturday, October 26, 2024
Asylum
Friday, October 25, 2024
Child in the Night
Thursday, October 24, 2024
Bats
Wednesday, October 23, 2024
The Seventh Victim
Tuesday, October 22, 2024
The Little Shop of Horrors
Monday, October 21, 2024
The Terror
Sunday, October 20, 2024
Sissy
An influencer gets invited to her old childhood friend’s bachelorette party but then it turns out her former bully is there! Things take a violent turn and not everyone walks away with sashes and tiaras. It’s also pretty funny, so I do recommend.
RATING: 73%
Saturday, October 19, 2024
House of Frankenstein
Friday, October 18, 2024
Lamb
A couple farmers deliver a baby from a sheep that turns out to be half human. This is one of those “horror” movies whose purview is mostly just sadness. You’ll feel bad watching it but won’t be scared!
RATING: 67%
Thursday, October 17, 2024
The Brides of Dracula
Wednesday, October 16, 2024
Demons
A buncha strangers get free tickets to a sneak preview but it’s put on by demons and instead of free popcorn you get a free murdered. It’s goofy but a lot of fun kills.
RATING: 75%
Tuesday, October 15, 2024
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
Monday, October 14, 2024
Invaders From Mars
A kid sees a flying saucer crash, and soon evil aliens are taking over every adult in town! It’s pretty decent for a kid friendly sci fi horror flick, even if I hated the ending so, so much (which apparently the 50s version did too).
RATING: 54%
Sunday, October 13, 2024
Friday the 13th (2009)
Saturday, October 12, 2024
Channel 13
This flick, from 80s and 90s straight to video shot on video gurus the Polonia Brothers, was made in 2015 after the surviving brother found some tapes with lost footage. He shot some wraparounds and edited together as an anthology. The lo fi 80s stuff works, but the new footage is obvious and there’s a buncha TikTok sound effects added in which take you out of the 80s vibe.
RATING: 41%
Friday, October 11, 2024
Halloween: Resurrection
Thursday, October 10, 2024
Cemetery Man
A graveyard caretaker looks after the lawn and flowers and also has to re kill everyone buried there. Easy peasy until a lady he thinks is pretty gets buried! I mean, in my opinion it should still be the same difficulty because she is a corpse and etc. Really fun movie I’ve been trying to watch again for years and finally it’s streaming.
RATING: 83%
Wednesday, October 9, 2024
Leprechaun in the Hood
Tuesday, October 8, 2024
Contamination
Some space aliens decide to lay eggs on earth and totally rip off Ridley Scott’s Alien for Italian reasons. It’s not good but there’s some fun splatter in it.
RATING: 46%
Monday, October 7, 2024
Tremors 4: The Legend Begins
Sunday, October 6, 2024
Alien: Romulus
A poor miner and her robot brother try to escape their planet with a salvaged ship fulla eggs, and not the kind you can benedict! The first two thirds are kind of bland, but the last bit is great.
RATING: 77%
Saturday, October 5, 2024
Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead
Thursday, October 3, 2024
Longlegs
An FBI agent searches for clues in a series of murders that seem totally random. But maybe there’s more to it hm??? People flipped their shit over this but I think if you weren’t raised Capital C Christian it won’t be as scary, though it’s nice to have lots of long unmoving shots every once in a while.
RATING: 76%