Cracklin' Oat Bran is the best cereal that uses colloquial speech in its title. Except for Honey Motherfuckin' Nut Cheerios. I don't usually buy this cereal because it is expensive, but it was on sale the other day and I felt like having some dense oats for breakfast. They are tough to eat a lot of because they are really thick, but if you like your cereal to look like robot mouths then this is the product for you.RATING: 60%
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Robot mouths?
Because they're square.
You're a cereal and citrus machine. Dallas is nicer than I expected, but it sucks if you don't have a car. We spent most of our first two days here standing at bus stops.
I've never been to Dallas in my 2 and 1/2 years here. Too bad you weren't up on a weekend or I could've driven up.
I'll be back in July or August, so we'll have some sort of hoedown then. It's a nice, clean city. I was pretty surprised at how friendly, slim and racially diverse everyone was. I didn't get a chance to venture out into the countryside, though.
You should combine your love of cereal with your love of Star Trek and take William Shatner's All Bran Challenge and then review it. That would be some serious research.
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