Strawberries are a very popular fruit commonly found as a cereal flavor (Frankenberry, Strawberry Shortcake Cereal, etc) or candy flavor. You don't see too many bottles of strawberry juice around, and when you do it's like $10 for a half liter, and I wouldn't pay $10 for a half liter of anything unless it was endangered and/or would get you totally f'ed (fucked) up. Strawberries are pretty tasty, and make great jam, but if you've ever had to pick strawberries then you probably have a lot of negative associations with them like I do, since you have to be bent over all the time in the hot damn sun and if you eat one your mother yells at you. In conclusion, picking strawberries out from the grocery store is way easier and more satisfying, said the petite bourgeoisie.RATING: 71%
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Picking strawberries sucked ass. Especially when that fat douchebag would go through your box and throw away all the ones that weren't big or ripe enough. I'd rather eat fruit out of cans than pick my own. OK, that's not true.
Picking anything kind of sucks ass. Especially when it's hot and your back starts hurting. It's only worthwhile if you actually grew it yourself. Then you get some sort of satisfaction at least.
I think it's very telling that you didn't name Special K Red Berries cereal.
And why does the strawberry say mystery?
Special K Red Berries tastes like anything except strawberries.
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