Friday, September 12, 2008

Hurricane Ike: Asshole Apartment Complexes

Sometimes when you move you schedule a date months in advance like we did, and then it turns out to be the date a hurricane is supposed to hit. So you might call up your apartment complex and say, hey, we're moving from one apartment to another one in your exact same complex and a hurricane is hitting, can we have an extra day or two? If they are nice they will say "sure, be safe," but if they are assholes they will say "No, you have to be out of your old apartment on Saturday and have the key to us then, by the way you can't have your new apartment's key until right before you're supposed to move, suckers." Guess which happened to us?

RATING: 1%

4 comments:

Chris said...

It seems even more lame since they were worried enough about themselves to close their leasing office today.

LoCo said...

Pansies.

laurie said...

Why do they still get 1%? Also, that is one unshapely ass. Looks like they need some yoga.

LoCo said...

yeah that's a skinny little hipster ass.