Sunday, September 28, 2008

Lameville, TX

There's nowhere to get a proper drink in Richardson that's even remotely close to campus. What the balls kind of university "pub" doesn't even serve alcohol? And what's the point of going to a bar if you have to drive there? Our local university's mascot shouldn't be a comet, it should be an alien (because everyone's alienated, get it?) who commutes his way around the field in a late model Toyota SUV. Or maybe a scowling, shrugging bureaucrat in a registrar's office t-shirt.

Welcome to Richardson, earthling, AKA suburban Hell.

RATING: 14%

(Image from playboy.com.)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Having grown up in the Metroplex: yes, Richardson is hell. Get out soon.

John said...

If only I could. I've got at least 2 years at UTD, the least fun secular university in Texas, and then I'm not sure what's up.

laurie said...

If there had been a "pub" near FSU that didn't serve alcohol the students would have burned it down. Students take drinking very seriously there.

John said...

Students take Jesus, telecommunications and sweater vests seriously here. And even Jesus can't help you when you spill beer on your sweater vest.