Saturday, September 19, 2009

Castle in the Sky

Bad dub, lame animation, zero-dimensional characters, cornball music, boring plot. Not sure why this scored so high on Rotten Tomatoes--the critics must've seen all the references to Swift and worried that they were missing some deep symbolical meaning or something. Well guess what fuckos there isn't.

RATING: 20%

(Image from www.flixray.com.)

3 comments:

Fuckos said...

We'd prefer to not be associated with film critics. Thx!

IR said...

So despite what that fat guy says at the beginning of all those movies, you don't feel "lucky to have watched such a cinematic treat"?

Internet John said...

Fuck that guy. He wants to diddle your kids.