I haven't eaten KFC in a really long time and I don't know anyone who has. I remember when they had Hot Wings™ in the 80's, but my parents wouldn't let me eat them just like they wouldn't let me watch Ghostbusters or wear blue Spiderman jogging pants with my blue Spiderman jogging top like Glenn could. I also remember when they had Extra Crispy Tasty™ chicken, which was pretty good in a horrible, crusty sort of way. When I was a kid they had those really soggy fries that I liked but then they switched to the batter-coated ones under the red lights and that's why they say you can never go home to KFC again. RATINGS: Nostalgia 79%
Quality of "chicken" 30%
Humane treatment of "chickens" 15%
Hypothetical Bucket of Just Skin™ 99%
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I got in trouble for watching Ferris Bueller at your house. Both of the reviews you put up today get A++++ for style.
Must be all the nanofiction I've been reading since I friended them on facebook for like a day.
I'm pretty sure they'd get sued for including "tasty" in the name of any of their products these days. False advertising is a bitch!
Have you heard about the KFC Double Down Sandwich? It's two chicken patties with bacon and cheese between them. No bread, no lettuce, just greasy chicken, cheese and bacon. I wish I was making this up.
http://www.avclub.com/articles/kfcs-double-down-sandwich,32804/
Also, your parents wouldn't let you watch Ghostbusters? That's child abuse.
@ Q
"greasy chicken, cheese and bacon"
Throw a cigarette butt in their and that'd be a fairly poetic description of the general state of my cardiovascular system.
Throw a cigarette in their what? Chicken butt?
I so don't have time for this shit.
R3 has been going long enough now that I feel I should tell everybody the real reason it was founded was to combat grade inflation.
(Watch this)
Hey Quammy, my cutting and pasting finger is sore. You should fucking link that shit next time.
(Middle management trick I learned in Korea called "Cover your mistakes by drawing attention to someone else's, then apologize later by buying them ice cream with tomatoes in it.")
@ Q
You and me have a date at Baskin Robin's in Seoul. Bring your Hello Kitty backpack.
@IJ
Instead on learning html, I took up drinking, that's why for all the cutting and pasting. I tried to tag it so it would make the link, but I gave up easily, knowing it would give you something to complain about.
P.S. You're welcome.
Even a stupid monkey can write a link.
Fuck You
Well played, sir.
The Double Down is Atkin's dream come true.
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