Wednesday, September 9, 2009

The Yellow Card

In the drinking world, if you're flashed a yellow card, you're being cautioned that maybe you should get down off the coffee table and stop kicking drinks and empties across the room while singing Frank Sinatra's "My Way." If you do get awarded a yellow card, don't fret, because you have another chance. However, two yellow cards (which is the equivalent of a red card) means you are out of the game, and you will no longer be allowed to roll smokes on the TV tray or pass out on the dirty mattress on the living room floor.

RATING: Scandalous%

(Image from reemergent.wordpress.com.)

5 comments:

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

seeing double double
(double vision)
--foghat 1979

Internet Robyn said...

You forgot to mention sitting out of the wall head butting (or bunting, depending what province you are from) escapades.

Pac Man said...

Foghat rulze, OK?

Quammy said...

Lies! All lies!

I.J. said...

Have another Jagerbomb, killer.