Sports

I mostly hate sports but sometimes I pretend to like it to fit in. Pretty much every time I've played sports it's struck me as a bunch of people I sort of don't like getting really mad about a bunch of imaginary rules that someone just made up one day. Boxing can be fun in a violent kind of way but now people like UFC better and I say why not just watch gay porn because there's fewer commercials. Sports supposedly keeps you in shape but running from the cops keeps you in shape too so I guess by that brilliant logic everyone should sell crack. In conclusion, I suppose I think sports is pretty dumb even though I was sad when Titania said the nine men's morris was filled up with mud. The End.

RATING: Jock%

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