Saturday, September 26, 2009

Sezme Brand Sesame Snaps

Sesame Snaps are the best thing to come out of Poland since Jan Sobieski bested the wily Turk at the Battle of Vienna in 1529 (sorry, Glenn). Unlike Da Ali G Show, they make your teeth hurt in a good way.

RATING: 91%

(Image from groceryhomedelivery.ca.)

4 comments:

Quammy said...

Ugh, I hate those things. Seriously, who the fuck eats those?

Internet John said...

1) Polacks; 2) me. Definitely not the Viennese in 1529, who had eaten most of the horses, dogs and cats in the city by the time Sobieski and his fighting hussars broke the Ottoman siege with the largest cavalry charge in the history of mounted warfare.

Internet Robyn said...

These are the best things you can find in a health food store. That and sushi. And the ginger beer. Oh, and the incense.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

hey yall in wisconsin the phrase "sucking on beers" is real popular as a way of talking about the pastime of drinking just thought id tell you about a interesting regoional phrase well i guess i gotta go see yall later