Tuesday, September 29, 2009

A Midsummer Night's Dream

Dawson's Creek with fairies and ecstasy. I'm working on a postmodern version that ends when a jealous Oberon puts a bullet in Donkey Kong's frontal lobe and no one ever has to hear another word about the fucking play-within-a-play. You're welcome.

RATING: A grudging 70%

(Image from www.proprofs.com.)

6 comments:

Internet Robyn said...

Someone should really go as characters from the play for Halloween. I think that would be pretty funny.

Internet John said...

We could either go as Bottom and Titania, or we could be Oberon and Titania and Jack could be the little Indian boy. It's always risky having a 3 part costume with your kid, but since everyone here thinks Hallowe'en is the devil, I can't imagine we'd be out for long anyway.

Internet John said...

(Boy should probably get some blackface experience in the land of racists and crybabies before we go home where no one cares that much.)

Internet Robyn said...

Well, if we are really worried about giving him experience, we should move back to Korea ASAP!

Internet John said...

I never don't want to move back to Korea ASAP.

Internet Robyn said...

eek...double negative...screw that!