Lake Erie is the worst of the Great Lakes. It's small, shallow, polluted, and the lake with the most shipwrecks. In other words, of all things bad about lakes it's the worst at everything. The only cool thing is the Lake Erie Monsters hockey team, but I'm pretty sure there are no real monsters in Lake Erie because nothing can survive there anyway. In conclusion, Lake Erie is like the Pluto of the Great Lakes.RATING: 3%
(Originally published by Lollsies, Thursday, November 27, 2008)
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"Small, shallow, polluted...[and] nothing can live there anyway."
Well that pretty much sums up modern existence, except for the monsters.
i remember this one b/c we were all friends back then
"life there"->"survive there"
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