Monday, September 14, 2009

El Dorado - 5 Year Old Amber Rum

Produced by distillers in Guyana, El Dorado is but one of several delightful golden rums available through the NSLC. The experience of drinking El Dorado rum is like giving your liver a nice, warm hug. The actual taste of the rum itself remains unknown to this reviewer, as custom dictates that this finely aged liquor is to be enjoyed with Big 8 Cola (or whatever is on sale at the time). Side effects of El Dorado consumption may include: cross-eyed vision, tolerable stumbling, verbal diarrhea, and vomiting in a ditch.

Rating: 80% (Your hangover may vary)

(Image from thedrinkshop.com)

10 comments:

Internet John said...

I only drink Mount Gay.

Internet John said...

P.S. You gotta review Big 8, and Sobey's, for that matter.

"Everything is stellar in Stellarton."

JR's Thumbprints said...

There's always spud juice made from potato and raisins. It's usually served in your local jails or state prisons. Then again, grapefruit wine is better.

laurie said...

Hot. And grapefruit wine does sound tasty.

Internet John said...

Canada even has socialist liquor stores.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

wat the heck is jrs thupbrints

Chris said...

You would think grapefruit wine is tasty, Laurie.

Viking Andrew said...

Well. Look who's trying to casually slip back into the conversation.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

the prodigial sun returns

Chris said...

I never left. I am the Alpha and the Omega, just waiting for the time when things feel "right".