Saturday, January 10, 2009

Milk

Milk is a drink that comes out of the boobies of mammals. Most mammals stick to drinking milk their mothers produce when they are babies, but human beings decided one day in history to drink milk for always except not from humans from other animals. Milk is good as an ingredient, on cereal, or surrounding a cookie that one is about to eat. Milk is bad because most adults are actually lactose intolerant, but whatevs, you want me to drink Silk like a socialist hippie or something? Go back to France!

RATING: 72%

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

As Lewis Black said, soy milk is not milk, because "there's no soy tit."

laurie said...

Milk is bad for any number of reasons and Silk is delicious. We can fight about this if we can't agree.

LoCo said...

Nutria have nipples on their backs or something.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

wait, wat laurie am i talking too be more specifick

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

give me a foto or something

Anonymous said...

Silk doesn't come from a rodent's back-teats, does it? Oh GOD, DOES it??? =P