Have you ever been to Arkansas? Arkansas is a state in the country of USA, a place Americans tend to live. I'm not really an expert on Arkansas or anything, but it seems fucking filthy and every time I go there people look at me like I'm about to crash a crop duster into their treasured landmark the twin grain towers. Last month when I was driving through Arkansas I stopped to use the restroom at a gas station. These two country-looking white folk were using the urinals, and when I walked in one looked at me, then said to the other one "Remember the good ole days?" Then the one who didn't say anything walked away from the urinal and I noticed he was peeing into a coffee pot. I'm not making this up, so in conclusion Arkansas is a state that you should probably avoid and also the birthplace of Bill Clinton.RATING: 11%
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Oh those country folk are so funny and folksy! It's good to know there's a still state in this country that honors the great American tradition of pissing into a coffee pot. In short, I'm staying the hell away from Arkansas!
That's some twilight zone shit right there.
Do they have Cum and Go in Arkansas? Because that was my favorite thing about Missouri.
If I were Zack Bean, I would so be smashing your Canadian face into the mothersoil of Real America right now ... iceback.
my fav thing about arkansas is that people their understnad the importence of the second amendment
yeah barrack HUSSIEN osama you can take my gat FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!!!!!
Or is it snowback?
Unfortunately Glenn doesn't get to drive through Little Rock. Maybe everyone there is as cool as Zack Bean. But I have to say I've also been the recipient of nasty "white girl what are you doing with this brown-skinned man" stare-downs in Arkansas, too. It sucks.
Just when you think it's 2009...
Little Rock sucks. Go to Danville.
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