Lube-flavoured lube tastes kind of like coconut and kind of like nothing, and kind of like orifice. It's not as fancy as ID or Jiffy lube, but it's free if you steal it from the hospital while you wait 3 hours for socialized health care to provide you with a physician for 5 minutes. Grab a handful of cotton balls too--you'll need 'em where you're going.RATING: 75%
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Three hours? That's it?
That's on a great day. This one time I had an ear infection and I went at 8 in the morning and got seen at 4:30 PM. Depends on the hospital, and if it's the weekend or not.
My vagina burns just looking at that photo of cheap hospital lube.
How was your trip home after said hospital trip? Har Har har groan.
My vagina burns too.
Oh... Oh my. I think I may need another thing of cotton balls.
Word laurie that's like what they put on the speculum. Gross.
Yeah, if I was about to have sex with someone and they pulled that out I'd be like...uh I just remembered there is somewhere else I need to be right now...
That's why it's in those little packets. So you can sneak it.
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