Monday, January 12, 2009

Pizza

Pizza is a circular bread sort of thing that is covered in tomato sauce, cheese, and various other toppings such as anchovies or pepperonis. It was invented in America by Americans for Americans, and it is accordingly delicious. You can have it for lunch or dinner piping hot, or you can eat it for breakfast cold. Even though we often can't agree who ought to be inhabiting what useless piece of desert rubble in Palestine/Israel, at least everybody everywhere can agree that America's #1 invention pizza is the best, even ahead of America's other inventions like airplanes, cars, computers, the Internet, photography, television, movies, controlled electricity, and doing it doggy style.

RATING: 95%

4 comments:

John said...

That way both participants can watch NASCAR. Also, the Japanese may have invented crystal meth, but I'm pretty sure the yanks invented the trailer park meth lab in all its romantic, fiery glory.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

diong what doggy style

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

hey this is only one persent lower then sandiwches (glad to see yall stoped doing all that non-number persent thing that was some confusing sh*t

LoCo said...

I scanned this review for the words "New" and "York" and, finding neither, I have moved on.