Boy I bet some dumb caveman is kicking himself in Hell right now for not patenting this baby (the caveman is in Hell because "Know Jesus, Know Heaven; No Jesus, No Heaven" [bumper sticker]). The wheel is great because it makes the transportation of us and other items way easier largely due to calculus or something, who am I, Professor Brains-a-lot? The wheel is bad because when the wheels of time keep turning that means I die, you die, everybody dies, no stopping it, the end. Cheer up, at least there's also the Ferris Wheel, which I forgot to mention and is also awesome, and Wheel Of Fortune the tv show which is fun but sometimes the people on it are hella dumb.RATING: 93%
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Don't forget Wheels from Degrassi. He sure could drive drunk.
It ain't 30 Rock, but TO ain't New York.
Wheel In The Sky
A "wheel" is a measurement of distance in the Dark Tower series by Stephen King.
Nerd out!
I remember Wheels. He came back for The Next Generation when Snake had Leukemia and was losing his will to live.
Wheely?
hey glen this was a p good review i rly like the citation you made (made this review sound rly rly official) and i rly liked the mspaint you did b/c it rly gets the point across that wheels are good well thats all i have to say
@John: What's TO?
@Lady: Were Wheelys those scary things from Wizard of Oz part 2? Those terrify me to this day.
Also, I used those @'s just to annoy John.
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