Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The Wheel

Boy I bet some dumb caveman is kicking himself in Hell right now for not patenting this baby (the caveman is in Hell because "Know Jesus, Know Heaven; No Jesus, No Heaven" [bumper sticker]). The wheel is great because it makes the transportation of us and other items way easier largely due to calculus or something, who am I, Professor Brains-a-lot? The wheel is bad because when the wheels of time keep turning that means I die, you die, everybody dies, no stopping it, the end. Cheer up, at least there's also the Ferris Wheel, which I forgot to mention and is also awesome, and Wheel Of Fortune the tv show which is fun but sometimes the people on it are hella dumb.

RATING: 93%

8 comments:

John said...

Don't forget Wheels from Degrassi. He sure could drive drunk.

It ain't 30 Rock, but TO ain't New York.

Chris said...

Wheel In The Sky

Timmaaay!!! said...

A "wheel" is a measurement of distance in the Dark Tower series by Stephen King.
Nerd out!

LoCo said...

I remember Wheels. He came back for The Next Generation when Snake had Leukemia and was losing his will to live.

Anonymous said...

Wheely?

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

hey glen this was a p good review i rly like the citation you made (made this review sound rly rly official) and i rly liked the mspaint you did b/c it rly gets the point across that wheels are good well thats all i have to say

laurie said...

@John: What's TO?
@Lady: Were Wheelys those scary things from Wizard of Oz part 2? Those terrify me to this day.

laurie said...

Also, I used those @'s just to annoy John.