Sunday, February 8, 2009

Retractable Leads

Congratulations! You have just purchased enough rope for your dog to hang itself with. Literally. And while your beloved pet is causing egregious bodily harm to my person, you are five hundred yards away, using your iPhone to set up your next semi-anonymous sexual encounter.

Rating: 10% (points given for the glorious smell of your dog's shit on my front lawn).

This post by Viking Andrew.

(Image from www.petspantry.tv.)

20 comments:

laurie said...

Okay can we please just set up Viking Andrew with his own account thingie so he can properly post reviews?

John said...

I thought you were the one who did that stuff.

John said...

Ah. He has to send R3 an email. Someone should tell him.

John said...

How can the dog be hanging itself and causing you egregious bodily harm at the same time?

Viking Andrew said...

Send what an e-who?

By the way, Internet John: the depths of my neuroses is something I can only discuss with my therapist (an inanimate tree-fern my girlfriend's mother keeps in her kitchenette).

John said...

Send an email to the address under the blog title.

What the fuck is a kitchenette?

shoppista said...

A kitchenette is a female kitchen.

laurie said...

Oh yeah I guess I am the one who does that stuff. I'm on it!

laurie said...

I think Glenn already did it last night when I was sleeping like a little angel. Go check your email!

laurie said...

A kitchenette is a small kitchen. Like, with a tiny stove. I think?

Chris said...

Each day this site gets more and more self-indulgent.

Chris said...

Not that it's a bad thing.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

what the fuc* is a egregious!?

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

hey intenird jon i think you should just print out a bunch of your comments on rthree and turn those in for your grad school degree instead of writing osme boring paper on derrida or carl mark and tell your grad scho9ol teachers to stuff themselfs!

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

hth tia

laurie said...

I love that Brent Newland knows who Derrida is.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

whose derida

LoCo said...

So what Viking Andrew we open ourselves up to you and now you're not interested? Typical!

John said...

Kick his ass, Seabass!

LipstickMom123 said...

Dogs are such smart animals... its like they were born with the brains of unintelligent people...