Saturday, February 7, 2009

Arabs

Arabs are from the land of Arabia, which is over the sea next to England or something. They're always doing despicable things like saving the classics of Western civilization from the Christian barbarians during the Dark Ages, or torturing American children by inventing algebra. Lots of racists think Muslim Arabs are terrorists, and I guess a few of them are, but so are Irish people and at least Muslims aren't stinking drunk all the time. If you get blown up by an Arab, it'll likely be because he has a neurological incident on the Houston freeway and crashes his Honda into a propane truck with you in the front seat.

RATING: 90%.

(Image from http://sabbah.biz.)

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

neurological incident. :(

laurie said...

Did that really happen?

John said...

Not exactly. Glenn had a migraine and lost his peripheral vision. It was scary at the time, but I figured it was minor enough that I could make insensitive jokes about it here.

laurie said...

And you called me cold...

Viking Andrew said...

Migraine? Are you sure it wasn't a vision from Allah?

John said...

This one time in Prague I saw a drunk Irishman walking down the middle of the road with his cock hanging out of his pants at like 2 PM. That's fucking terrorism.

DCP said...

I can get behind this rating.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to meet Glenn. He seems like a good sport! Can I call you that, sport?

Anonymous said...

Thank you for posting again, IJ. This is what I've been waiting for.

What was it about this man's cock that screamed IRISH?

John said...

It was small, pale, and stank of a sheep's anus.

John said...

Oh wait, you said Irish, not Scottish. Well, the drunken flaccidness of it, I guess.

Fucking filthy Irish.

Anonymous said...

You sniffed his cock? Were you drunk or do you just enjoy doing stuff like that?

John said...

I'm NOT GAY, okay guys?

Fuck.

LoCo said...

John was probably sniffing his dick to see if he'd been cheating.

Chris said...

Poor Glenn. It's like he's smoked salvia twice now.

Miss Arab World 2007 is pretty nice looking.

LipstickMom123 said...

Yes, Arabs are a proud people from their lands of strife....